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One cat just leads to another

Patience please! Sometimes I take a while to find nice things...

- Catullus 16 -


By Catullus (1st Century BC)

I'm gonna fuck you scrubs up the ass and shove my cock down your throats,
yes, you, Aurelius--you fucking cocksucker--and you too, Furius, you faggot!
Just because my verses are tender doesn't mean
that I've gone all soft. Sure, a poet should focus
on writing poetry and not on sex; but does that
mean they can't write about sex? If a poem is
in good taste, well-written and erotic,
it can give massive boners to hairy old men,
not just to horny teenagers. You think I'm a sissy
just because I write about thousands of kisses?
I'm gonna fuck you scrubs up the ass and shove my cock down your throats!

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